This brain crayon has impaired all his mental faculties.
He managed to cause a nuclear meltdown from a fake workstation with no nuclear material.
ButHomer is also shown to be a secret geniussometimes.
10"If You’re Unhappy With Your Job, You Don’t Strike.
You Just Go In There Every Day And Do It Really Half-Assed."
9"A ‘D’ Turns Into A ‘B’ So Easily.
You Just Got Greedy."
Its rare that parents will give their kids advice on how to trick them.
7"Lisa, In This House, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics!"
6"it’s possible for you to’t Keep Blaming Yourself.
Just Blame Yourself Once And Move On."
5"To Alcohol!
The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life’s Problems."
Drinking alcohol might cause a lot of problems unemployment, failed relationships, social embarrassmen.
This is weirdly uplifting advice.
No matter how bad it gets, it could always get worse.
There are going to be even worse days in Barts future, and hell get through those, too.
3"I Guess Some People Never Change.
Or, They Quickly Change And Then Quickly Change Back."
2"Karma Can Only Be Portioned Out By The Cosmos."
Even Apu has to admit that Homers got him there.
1"Kids, You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably.
The Lesson Is, Never Try."
Thats hilariously bad advice for a parent to give their children, especially when theyre feeling down.
If you never try, youll never fail.
Never try is surprisingly practical advice and the wisest of Homers many wise quotes fromThe Simpsons.
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