10"A Hat!
A Crazy Funky Junky Hat!
Trying to Look Like Keira Knightley!
We’ve Been There!
We’ve Done That!
We See Right Through Your Funky Hat!"
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The routine is performed whenever the duo spot someone in a hat or use the word “unsightly.”
9"I’m Practicing For Later."
Alex’s maturity and understanding towards the rebellious yet powerful young wizard is born from experience.
Custom Image by Lewis Glazebrook
The scene is the perfect example of Alex’s quick witand sarcastic nature.
These traits remain in her character when she is all grown up inWizards Beyond Waverly Place.
Alex’s maturity and understanding towards the rebellious yet powerful young wizard is born from experience.
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The scene is a great moment for one ofHarper’s key characteristics her elaborate and creative fashion design.
7Look, Ill handle it like I handle all of lifes problems.
Ignore it until it goes away.
The ominous fortune leads the young Alex to take drastic measures.
In exchange for undoing her fortune, Alex lets the fortune-teller loose, and he wreaks havoc.
When Harper tells Alex that nothing about this situation will end well, Alex replies, “Look.
I’ll handle it like I handle all of life’s problems.
Ignore it until it goes away.”
This scene is another illustration of the element of realism thatAlex’s character adds to theWizards of Waverly Placeuniverse.
6"I Don’t Like Moths.
“Whimsical quips such as these are hallmarks of the strong writingonWizards of Waverly Place.
Intypical Max Russo fashion, the youngest brother strolls in for some comic relief.
4Im Sure Shes Just Brushing Off His Filthy Dandruff.
He Doesnt Look Clean.
He then says Im sure shes just brushing off his filthy dandruff.
Mason and Alex first meet in art class at school.
The scene is a shining example of Mason’s dry British humorand Max’s brotherly teasing.
Mason and Alex first meet in art class at school, and soon learn each other’s supernatural secrets.
Fortunately, the Russo gang manages to save Dean after he is swallowed whole.
3"I’ve Got Some Spanish For You.
No Way Jose!”
Said By Jerry Russo
When Alex fails her Spanish test, Theresa vows to teach her Spanish.
In response, Jerry tells her, “Two days to learn a language?
I got some Spanish for you: no way Jose!”
This episode was also a rare moment of representationon an early Disney Channel show.
2"I Once Used Magic To Impress A Girl.
It Turned Into This Whole Disaster.
I Married Her."
Jerry then says, “I once used magic to impress a girl.
It turned into this whole disaster.
I married her.”
1"Oh, I Know How Much It Hurts When Your Heart Gets Broken.
But Time Will Heal it.
On The Bright Side, We’re All Really Happy To See You Have Feelings."
This is Alex’s first moment of vulnerability and a crack in her sarcastic armor.
But time will heal it.
On the bright side, we’re all really happy to see you have feelings."